Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 650 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (130/515 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/100 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without dying
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Find an empty stall
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Lose against the boss
Read all the instructions of the game
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 300
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 200
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Pico
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
